What's the deal with mini-skirts and short-shorts?? They're attractive on like 1% of the population, but they just keep coming back! Seriously, I need to know. I loved last summer when I could go ANYWHERE and find knee-shorts and mid-calf or just below the knee skirts. Now, I'm being attacked by nasty skirts and shorts.I saw two girls walking in the mall and both had mini-skirts on. I'm not saying I checked them out... or that I think I'm sooo attractive... but COVER UP!! Just because they make it in your size (btw, why would they?!), doesn't mean you have to buy it... or even should!
I figured out why they've come back... because Sarah Jessica Parker pulled off a mini-dress at some award ceremony. She's part of the 1% and the rest of us should get a warning on clothing we try on. Here's what it should say:
Warning: Clothes may appear larger than they actually are. If you're a stranger to the gym... or triathlons, put it down and walk away.
3 comments:
tru dat, sistah!!
i think i actually laughed out loud at that last line.
Only the very young can really carry off a mini. If you're over 30, you're only kidding yourself.
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